more importantly 7 years ago today ty and i were married in the St. George LDS temple.
so to make this anniversary post extra special, here is a list of things that we put up with each other everyday, and yet we STILL are happy.
husband:
- drives like a granny in the city. on dirt he's robby gordon, but any metropolis over 50k and he's putt putt putting all over.
- has WAY too many hobbies. like, 6 of them, that are very expensive and time consuming.
- he won't eat mushrooms, celery or lettuce. the staples to say, oh, 90% of wife's recipes.
- he snores.
- has to have irish spring bar soap
- likes scrambled eggs instead of poached
- likes crispy burnt bacon
wife:
- never finishes anything. ANYTHING. can't even shut cupboards or close drawers when she's cooking.
- talks incessantly, and especially at night when husband is dead tired
- has an opinion about everything, and is usually right (author took some liberties on that one)
- flies by the seat of her pants-you never know when stuff is going on or who's coming over or where she is.
- leaves diapers lying around the house.
- undercooks chicken on a regular basis
- has to have a loofah and body wash
- likes runny poached eggs instead of scrambled
- likes juicy fatty bacon
actually- the last point defines our marriage perfectly. it's all a compromise- he eats the crispy bacon and i polish off the fatty and everyone's happy.
THE END.
3 comments:
while i am laughing about this. I think it would have been more fair if he wrote your list, and you wrote his! :)
you crack me up.
don't be offended if i steal this idea next november!
*becky*
I thought the same thing as Becky, that Ty should have wrote your list. However, I was happy to read yours because I thought you were the perfect wife and mother. But what I really loved was that those are all the same things I have problems with, so it made me feel good about myself :) Mike always teases me about not being able to close the cupboards while I am doing things in the kitchen. Ha :)
Anyway, Happy anniversary to you guys. We think you are pretty rad too!
Happy Anniversary! That's such a rewarding feeling! Wahoo.....to many more:)
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